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Graham's Voicemail.
"Zoooounds! Does this device really let you talk to anyone, anywhere, and also record messages for later, be it audibly or textually? I guess we'll find out! So leave your messages here for me, Graham, future Knight of Daventry, and I'll try to get back to you when I can! Okay! Thanks! Hope this works! Bye!"
**BEEP!**
**BEEP!**
Phone Day
It seemed polite to send a quick text back.
hi, you have a gorgeous cat and the photos are adorable, I did very much enjoy the cat photos thank you
Guillermo would be mortified if he’d learnt where he had sent the message.
Re: Phone Day
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It was sitting on top of a note that said, Hey Graham, I know you're going to be a knight and that means swords and maybe lances, but I figure that you'll need a squire one day to watch your back, so may I introduce you to Squire Axe O'Lotl. Hopefully you two will have a lot of fun adventures with weaponry together.
Totally unrelated, but thanks for being a great roommate and adventure buddy on the trip.
--Arden
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"Axe O'Lotl," he said, "oh, that's good."
He took a few more moments to admire his new squire and test his snuggability, and then got to wondering on what he could do to properly thank Arden for such a great, adorable, punny present!
Which was why Arden was then getting a text so excitable that it was practically radiating from the caps lock:
ARDEN WHAT IS YOR FAVRORITE FLAVOR OF JELLY BEAN.??.?????
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"I have been," he declared, obviously to no one but his phone and Garrett and Squire Axe A'lotl, "a horrible new friend."
cherry red? Strawberry red? Pomegranate? Cinnamon?? Red apple???
Wait no, nevermindz i'll jist get them all for you!
And then he pressed send and then he promptly facepalmed because that part was supposed to be a surprise.
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That obviously was the reason behind getting candy for her, right?
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"Okay!" the phone chimed back. "Here are some product suggestions for split ends."
"What? Wait, no, that's not--oh, well, I guess they have been looking a little fra--"
And that was when he was saved by the distraction of Arden's response.
Well, the bean was out of the basket now...
no, i was gonna bring you some to thank you for introducing me to the magnificient squire axe a'lotl! He's great!!! His axe is amazing! He will chop so many things with it!
No matter what the narrator had to say about it!
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Hmmm. Graham could see how this could be leasing them into quite the gifting quandary!
besides you have nothing to thank me for! I was just doing what any good roommate would@ you having a great time on the trip is thanks enough!
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But also i really want to get you jellybeans now! Especially since you haven't had any in a while! I get jelly beans for all my friends!
My favorite is popcorn!
He was sure Arden would appreciate that vital bit of new information and peek into his psyche.
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Yay a social life!
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Thst settles it! Tomorrow night, jelly bean party at the emporium! Bring your best jelly beans! I can even tell everyone about it on radio tomorrow morning!
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Apologies for any substandard jellybeans that slip in due to jellybean inexperience. (≧▽≦)
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But if it does, i guess maybe we'll find out tomrorrow!
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For great jellybean justice!
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Huzzah!!!
Okay, maybe two:
i'll see yoi there!
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If that doesn't say I miss you, nothing will. Good luck with your training!
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Because that was definitely how you got him to bark out a laugh when he was subtly checking his phone while he was supposed to be standing at attention on moat duty!
He winced a little, chuckled a little sheepishly as he rubbed the back of his neck and apologized, waited for Guard Number Three to finish passing by around the corner and then furiously typed back.
I hope you showed this TO Belle, but you might have to PEP-HER up for it a little first!!
Also, I miss you too! And everyone! I hope Fandom's doing okay! Daventry is great! Tell everyone I said hi! I miss you all! Wait, I already said that! Oh, zounds, gotta go! here comes Guard #
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Hi Graham! I think we met once or something? Anyway, it's Kamala Khan and I wanted to make sure you knew that we're throwing a surprise birthday party for Arden next Wednesday Night at the beach on Fandom. I hope you can make it because I know she would love it if you were there! Thanks!
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Hi Kamala! I saw your email too but I definitely appreciate you making sure I knew about it! I'm putting in my time off request sheet as we speak! They really like more notice when we do that, there's about a million forms to fill out, but I'll be there or my name isn't SIR GRAHAM OF DAVENTRY!!!
Which is was! Like, officially now!
I'm very excited, this is going to be great! Let me know if you need anything although I'm sure you've got things covered there, but maybe I can get Wente to bake something special, she seemed to like his pastries when she visited, and his specialty is GIANT BIRTHDAY CUPCAKES! I'll definitely bring one!
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Okay, it was a literal bounce.
Fantastic! She'd love a Giant Cupcake! I know it! Thanks Graham! You're the best!